Otherwise, you'd change the oil & brakes in your car, brakes, cut your own grass, etc.Having learned though, that some owners are diehard DIY'ers and will throw their time away, here's what you could do:Showings: either do your tech way or hire agent as @John Warren suggestedTasks: see if you can find a desperate agent you can pay hourly to be your "go'fer"Maintenance: use online services to addressThere are pro's & cons with all of the above, but guessing you will stubbornly ignore them.Good luck!

You freeze the pad and change codes.

By tapping the brakes a little I turned a $130K tax bill into a $7,000 tax bill (depreciation recapture only). 

I went back to carpet but now I just cut it in and lay it over the floor pad or even the old carpet and then nail down metal thresholds at the doorways.

I own a 3/1 brick ranch (built in 1955) with a carport and parking pad on a crawl space, about 950 sq ft. 

You’ll want to make sure that the investments you make add to your goals and don’t become a distraction or a financial speed brake.  

Who's to say you can't work an extra year or two at the end to grab 1 or 2 extra properties to really pad your income to allow you to keep expanding in retirement should you choose?

This fits on THIS 5x8 legal pad paper (with which I am not affiliated).

Keeping it clean with some Old Dutch and a scouring pad.... work wonders.

I assume the carpet and pad have to go, what else?