Also, have any shrubs obscuring the front of the house trimmed down.

There are also some other, more obscure disqualified parties - be sure you are running your proposed scenario by a CPA or attorney or qualified Self-Directed IRA custodian, to be sure you are not running afoul of any IRS regulations.

I know how to legally evict them  I just was hoping someone would have some obscure end around the 30 days being they don't have a lease, or rental agreement, and not paid one dime.

My point with this is that with everyone saying that the politicians are pandering to the tenants here it seems a little obscure to even be on most people's radar, and even if it was it would be of little to no importance, except to scammers, and call me naive but I would like to think that they are a pretty tiny % of any voting block.I understand the principle of it, it is the tenant's money and it is being held by another party.

There are ways to obscure what you are doing, but they are more complicated and expensive.

Lots of red tape, holdups, delays, and requests for obscure documentation.

Just in my personal residence I've found that grey hides and obscures dirt and stains a little bit better.

For the seller financing it's a little obscure to me.

Even if they "can" find the information available, it is still more obscured than it should be. 

Otherwise, if you get tired of hearing news about some obscure happenings, stop digging for news about them.