Two years later they are still dealing with this house they want out of their hair, except the house is two years older, and now has squirrels living in it, and that mold problem has invaded the living room. 

I was pulling my hair out trying to figure out how to get a signature slug without havingto hand craft - and without the doofy white box.Before (above) After (below)1.

•mother and mother-in-law•father and father-in-law•brothers•sisters•former and current brothers-in-law•former and current sisters-in-law•past and present CPA•past and present attorney•past and present real estate agent•landlord•hair dresser•manicurist•massage therapist•workout trainer•tailor•pool service rep•gardener•doctor•all members of a charity organization you might belong to•church members you know•anyone you have donated money to—ever•co-workers•former co-workers•former employers•current employer•current customers of your current job (be sure to first get approval from your supervisor)•former customers•drinking/social buddies•college friends•high school friendsYou can see that the list can go on and on.

@Wayne Brooks My Rays are prescription and I can't grow hair anymore except places it shouldn't grow.

@Shane Woods If wanting to do EDDM I would suggest going in with other business owners to help cover the cost as the cost per preferred prospect is much higher to you when using EDDM.Pick a hair, nail, pizza, and  restaurant to share the cost with and have them split the cost equally thus making your ad space free besides the time investment. 

If you cut hair for compensation and that activity requires a license, being in the business of cutting hair would then be a violation of law if you don't hold the appropriate license.

Besides, I'm better looking than Socrates, I just need to comb out my knee length white beard and raise my staff before giving out any written words to be followed.Besides that, no one would pay for it.I may just giving seminars at luncheons, I could work for food, which reminds me, are those signs held by those standing at street corners, "Will Work For Food" considered bandit signs?

. :) Bill, I respectfully disagree with your description of Wholesaling; I believe the technical difference between "assigning" and "wholesaling" is just splitting hairs (or put another way, a way of circumventing the rules to achieve the same outcome that those rules seek to prevent). 

@Ben LeybovichBen, it means the industry is in a world hurt.Every generation complains about the two or three after them, my dad thought it was the end of the world when the Beatles landed and we tried to grow our hair longer. 

Why do some people dye their hair?