As they say, the only ship that won't sail is a partnership. 

Now, it is particularly difficult for us to try to get anywhere, especially when the ship literally pulls out...

You might also want to look into ordering RTA cabinets - if you buy enough qualify for free shipping those can usually save you a lot of money.

I have no kids or spouse so I have to make sure I have enough money to afford home health care and housekeeping to avoid being shipped to the old folks home!

Because of our location and how much space we have, and the fact that you can ship any where in the States in under 3 days, it has become a center for distribution centers - they are building them for miles around here. 

And they ship for FREE to anywhere in the US. 48 hour shipping!

Keep the day job and don't jump off the pier till your ship comes in!

Looking at a condo with deeded dock at the Island Club.  

I'd say that's a pretty tight ship.

Not sure how you would go about getting it shipped and installed, let alone with international internet connectivity, but if it works it would allow you to set some guardrails.