I think it's because teeth aren't much fun so they get their thrills on the commute... so produce some cashflow and get rid of the commute!

You can "not" manage your property and do so without any management fee whatsoever. 

I've bid on properties that obtain 18-25 offers the same day and these are for the most part, all cash, no inspection, close in 10 days, if you want it fine, if not they move to the next offer, no leeway or room to budge whatsoever.

Anything with teeth can bite and I'd much rather be in the room with a fully trained Doberman than a untrained chow or lab.    

The victim (if innocent of criminal activity) is not the one "engaging in violence".Based on the information posted here there's no evidence whatsoever the victim was engaged in any of that. 

I would have no involvement whatsoever apart from providing funding.

I really don't understand why some people feel the need to come on here and taunt fellow landlords.Your entire post makes no sense whatsoever because the landlords that are concerned about their otherwise well qualified tenants would be anyway, regardless of the size of their mortgage.And what the heck does my capex have to do with my cash flow, slick? 

I didn't want a tenant I had to pull teeth from every time I needed something.  

If you have to pull teeth to get them to comply with filling out an application, especially after telling them they need to, they will just be a regular pain in the rear - even if they aren't hiding anything.  

DO NOT respond to any phone calls, DO NOT provide ANY information whatsoever to ANYONE.