And here I am chatting with you lovely people - trying not to pull all of my hair out.

Chris Rock was interviewed at a convention on Hair care products and he was talking to one lady who said she spent 800 a month on her hair.. he had no clue and was floored..

The bay area, ca, Portland  OR  Seattle, WA etc are all high appreciation areas..... the trend line is up and this is why these kinds of laws exists , tenants can end up in the cross hairs of rapid appreciation situations. 

If they are trying to close under an entity while going full document purchase, there will be a challenge as institutional lenders (rocket, UWM, loan depot, RCN, etc) will have a more fine tooth comb approach but with DSCR based/bank statement programs are more accepting to LLC or entity ownership.

My other business is owning hair salons and trust me, the day-to-day problems that my tenants bring me are much easier to solve then the problems 110 hairstylists can muster up in their daily lives!

Population Growth, Median Income Growth, Crime Rates, Median House Value) It's super straightforward and it's been a great high-level benchmark as you start combing through all the details of a particular city. 

COVID can live on skin, clothes and hair.

This is a very serious matter and if you don't take a stand like the lady running the hair salon in Dallas, you have no right to complain.

The college sales people are presented with a pre-combed list.

Find you a grey hair old man who has been there and done that and pick his brain.