Have them pay you in cash, or cheesy poofs, or cocaine, or cryptocurrency.

Its not a fun issue , but I deal with it constantly.What happened is the  Pink paint below the brown paint is probably an oil base paint and the brown paint is a latex based paint!

I was skeptical of the pink door on a navy house, but actually love it and buyers loved it too.

If you're willing to consider other areas then you may be able to find something that works on the west side of the city around the pink line tracks in little village or nearby spots which would pretty much be c class areas

Look and see what AC model they  haveLabel yours with permanent hot pink spray paintConcrete the unit into the ground -slab 5 inches deep and weld to it.Lock up disconnect box so they get electrocuted when they do the steal look on craigs list for the HVAC guy selling them and call him to come to random addressesAim cameras where the truck parks and don't let them know you can record platesMotion lights that make sound, there's some barking onesFence the yard, put a big dog there when it's vacant, thinking Doberman.Put sign up about dog who bites.Do you really know which neighbor did this? 

Same home is going for 250-300k with finished basements and no work.So much needs updating, its a hoarder home stuck in the 1970s with pink everything. 

Pink.

We had someone resurface our bathroom shower and jetted tub so that it was white instead of pink!

You will not be receiving any compensation for this work.Let's analyze a hypothetical property that is offered at full retail but instead of needing new plumbing, new electrical, and having a sagging sidewalk it had an outdated, thrashed kitchen and a bathroom that was 50 years old (maybe blue or, worse, pink tub - you get the idea). 

At a press conference last Thursday, where Alexandria Park was called the “biggest tiny-home village in the state,” city leaders milled about this mini-neighborhood, which has been laid out with the precision of a suburban subdivision, with a dozen or so homes painted in neon yellow, hot pink, and red diagonal stripes to create a disarmingly charming effect.