Some wholesalers are dirt bags. 

I am really hoping not to go there and will do everything I can to try and work this out, but the girl decided to sign 2 leases for the same time period, and I am left holding the bag

Ned, it means the transaction does not involve escrow, presumably all funds transmitted via wire, otherwise, we'll need a huge duffle bag.  

The drywall cracks with the changing of the seasons.If you put tape on the cabinets, in case of painting protection, the veneer come up with the tape.Carpets often loosen and bag in areas.

What a bunch of douche bags but these days parents are so oblivious on what their kids do they don't care or they are in denial.

If it is, you will need professional remediation services.Cooking meth results in a bunch of nasty gases that are sometimes collected into trash bags.

Be cautious in giving them a second chance to leave you holding the bag.

Closed containers with bags or what?

:D  Think fried chicken, ravioli, meatballs, water, iced tea, stuff like that.)There is an admission charge.  

If the HOA hears about it and enforces it, you are now stuck with the bag of kicking them out prior to the end of their leases.