After a few moments, the door is opened by a 10 year-old boy, stark naked, rock&roll music blaring in the background, holding a lit cigar in one hand and a glass of bourbon in the other.The salesman asks, "Uh, excuse me young man... is your mother home?"

So dim down your computer monitor brightness setting and read up, and good luck to achieving your goals.Kevin.

(You wont' "lose" 150K like the dim witted agent said.)

Turns out the pilot wouldn't stay lit.

Spend the $100 or so to hire a photographer to get properly lit, well composed images with wider angle lenses than a dinky point 'n shoot.

Obviously the Sellwood Bridge would crumble, but that would happen if some kids lit some firecrackers next to that bridge.

When it cycles off and on, though, it doesn't stay lit.

Well lit areas seem to deter thiefs.

I realize that is no match for your Lit degree, but hopefully it gives me some degree of scientific background. ...have you ever heard call it "The THEORY of Global Warming"?

If the room is not well lit, or not protected as well as other parts of the building, your tenants will be less likely to use the facility.