@Jae Yoo you have a few options:1) Hire an attorney to write a threatening letter.

I don't think buying a property with the intention of writing of negative cash flow is a sound investment. 

Great write up!

Even though I know you’re writing tongue-in-cheek, @Scott Trench, I think it’s a great idea.

If you put those same dollars to investment property you get to write it all off.

Thanks Tom Wheelwright for writing the book "Tax Free Wealth". 

Aside from the financial resources, I suppose one skill is I write algorithms to distill signal from bulk data for a living, so if there are any other programmers out there please reach out!

I'd bet that nobody with a single working brain cell will sign a lease with your brand new LLC without you personally guaranteeing it as well.As for the writing style, this is totally subjective and unique to each person, but I think you can be professional without being overly formal.

They even showed us a TED Talk video and asked us to write down "Before I die, I will..."

If not, I’ll write it off as a loss.