Usually this occurs on weekends after six pm and the companies they partner with are all charging emergency fees. i have had emergency services come for a thermostat that the vacationer couldn't figure out how to use. $200 for an hvac guy to say "turn the dial like this". 

But a "quick" sale to amateur investors who just paid for a course organized around the guru model advertised on a cheap wordpress website?

They do not understand how newly identified risks (such as covid eviction moratorium) or increased risks (such as occur with rent control and the difficulty to evict bad tenants that pay) result in higher rent.  

If you are setting aside funds for capex, taxes, insurance, or other expenses that don't occur monthly, transfer those funds to Savings each month and hold them there until it's time to spend them.

The payout on these loans buts contracts at a tricky place having to absorb some of the initial costs while waiting for the drawls to occur.

Usually only business purpose mortgages (DSCR or debt service coverage ratio) or non-conventional (Non QM) permit the contract and closing to occur in the businesses name. 

Those went away when the housing crises occurred.  

The issue that concerned me the most has been the level of animosity and condescending communication that has been occurring between Steve and Sophie while trying to address issues.

what happens if a fire occurs in between bookings?

And in the past, some of the best vintage years ( i.e. once in a generation opportunities) occurred after downturns (like the great recession).