Am I missing something or misunderstanding what they are saying?

All but 1 tenant had to be evicted, was arrested, or went missing due to mental illness. 

What am I missing?

Maybe I missed it, Bill B kind of eluded it but why not do seller financing? 

Don’t miss out on other investment opportunities to speculate on future rates.

.● Replace missing elbow and extension on the downspout on the southwest corner of the house.● The soil around the foundation should be watered with 1-2 inches of water per week during hot and dry weather patterns.

Am I approaching this the right way, or am I missing a better alternative?

Now you don't miss out on weekday 1 night stays but still hold off for the right 2 night stays on the weekend which shouldn't be hard most of the time. 

This phrase "Are You Leaving Money On The Table" could mean that you may have missed out on money in a deal that was there for the asking.

Plus it's a great exercise to ensure you understand each step of the deal, and if there's anything you're missing--something new to learn as well!