My father's entire house burned to the ground because he had a pot belly stove in his basement and his brick chimney has some sort of crack between the floor joists.

The gel coat has to be regularly refinished and fat people can actually break it. 

Have you ever noticed when something goes belly up there was a little voice inside of you that was saying ‘this just isn’t the right fit?’

No fat or moss growing on our butts!

And that's a  fat chunk of change spent on the ceiling repair when the materials cost is 3 sheets of drywall, max-cost at $13 per, some screws, a small bucket of mud at $10, a small roll of paper tape, primer and white paint.

That's a fat zero ROI for a buy and hold investments.

It's like a gym membership, just because you get a whopper on the way home and remain fat don't mean you don't gotta pay the fee.

Before consumer -facing rates rise significantly, the big fat "HEY GUYS LET'S DO AN IPO/SPAC OUR NUMBERS (temporarily, but  let's leave that part out) LOOK SUPER SEXY!!!"

One of the things I've done is move out of a $150K condo with tennis courts, a pool, and a fat HOA fee to a duplex I bought for $45K in a not-so-nice neighborhood.

You don't want to end up working for less than minimum wage by the time this project is completed.I've been in business many years and every once in a while my employees sell a big fat job to a homeowner for $50,000 or $60,000 just for plumbing repairs, electrical work and sometimes a kitchen or bathroom remodel.