When feces hits the rotating oscillator, people will downsize to a B-class unit or B-class renters will downsize to a C-class.

I've read that I could make a slotted hole on the bottom with an oscillating tool then nail up through the bottom and put a drop of silicone on it.

I find myself on a rollercoaster of emotions, constantly oscillating between terrified and equally excited. 

At least half of those are owners that tried managing on their own until feces hit the rotating oscillator and they realized they didn't know what they were doing.

Read up on quantitative analysis , derivative and options valuation techniques, and stochastic methods.

The writers of these options can easily take advantage of tenants by making the exercise of such options nearly impossible such as in Melissa's story. (2) The pricing of lease options is too sophisticated for most people as stochastic partial differential equations are involved.

Whatever you do, be sure that the water pressure at the timer outlet is sufficient to operate the above-ground sprinklers; timers are good at reducing pressure too, and if there is insufficient pressure at the sprinkler the sprinkler won't oscillate.  

Do you mean the "Oscillating Multi-function Power Tool"?

@Roy Mitle Interest rates have been rising for the last 6 months, they have been falling for the past 5 decades and have oscillated up and down during that path downwards. 

One tool I think I couldn't live without is of course an oscillating saw.