I am at a complete loss.....should I call the atty general of NH?  

Keurig works great for our STR in the White Mountain NH.

welcome @Cam Caraher and congrats on joining BP, this place is the start for many, sure was for me longer ago than I care to admit.I'm not personally in your market, although was born in dorchester and grew up in NH, but this is a great place to meet locals.If you have not already a great starting point is the Meetups posted here, just search for your area and see if any meetups are happening. 

A connection of mine is well established within the energy realm in NH.

I'm from NH originally, but only made it as far up as ogunquit, so excuse the ingnorance.

I put 31 panels in NH.

Don't see details about vesting in an entity is allowed, but looks like this bank lends in a few states: Florida, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Pennsylvania, and Vermont. 

I'm in the Western White Mountain Region in New Hampshire if you decide to do stuff up here, I know enough about STR to be dangerous

Portsmouth, New Hampshire, is now accepting bitcoin and other crypto for payments against city fees.

I’m in Vermont, and have property in NH as well.