Very similar to what  Jordan Peterson is talking about with lobster fighting & how to become a winner [YouTube].That's all to say that, when thinking of which path to travel, I can't give up my dog walking business now, despite the fact that I'll still have to throw it out later. 

When I first read that I thought you said lobsters lol.

We have seen tenants claim that when the Refridgerator went out they had lobster or other really expensive food.

And for your case Nick since you're in St Louis, you could spend $100 of it and take Philip Vincent out to an awesome lobster dinner and get some pointers from him that would be worth away more than 5k if you ask the right questions and build a relationship!

And will it be lobster on a beach?  

i eat lobster steaks every night because of my wife.

In fact, points 1 through 5 could be used to support any kind of tax, even a lobster tax.

My wife was eating lobster in Maine.Can we post photos?

You name it, we've eaten there, and we always ate the best: Lobster, crab legs, crab cakes, steaks, etc. etc.

You may find it beneficial to attend the Wayne County REIA meeting that meets in Southgate the first Tuesday of every month at the Red Lobster restaurant at 6:00PM.