My wife drives across town to get her hair done. 

This is sending up some prickly hairs on my back.

It also affirmatively states the tenant has not prepaid any rent except the current month, including any type of "last month's rent in advance." 

Were you really stoned when you came up with this hair brained scheme?

Look back to world's fair in the 60's, countless hair-brained crazy head-in-the-cloud's ideas of true creativity that foster into real innovations.

Turned out that the house had been owned by a family who lived there forever and ran a small beauty salon out of the house, so one of the bedrooms had been turned into the hair salon and the dining area turned into a foyer.

And this is just a hair UNDER 17%.

@Owen Dashner thanks for the kind words, the "grey hair" generation such as yourself has been instrumental in my progress! 

That 'other' land trust company absolutely blew it on the closing process causing us all to lose some hair during that period, but we did exit the deal with a great profit.  

If you can't answer each in the affirmative never ever ever buy a property that only pencils as a STR.