My comment about balloons and pom-poms was directed at them.Again, I believe that you are already off the cliff now, in an extended cartoon-like moment before you realize how far you're about to plummet.

I don't trust people with no profile picture or pictures of their kids or a cartoon ; )

If it stops you from getting a loan, just take off the costume. 

Guess I’ll have to just get into my sexy nurse costume and wait it out!

Corning is small with a few Business Jack-in-the-Box,McDonald’s Burger King, Taco Bell,Denny’s small business is Daisy’s ice cream and yes a donut shop that has its costumers,a few cloth stores that are barely getting by and My father owned a restaurant in Corning sadly lasted 10 years so he had to sell it but he still owns three other buildings a salon that my sister runs a real estate agency and now an empty building.

It reminded of this silly cartoon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?

Wellington Wimpy cartoon line, "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger Today"

I am very good a costumer service I am very good at clerical and receptionist work I will be more than happy to work for free in return to be taught about real estate.

The nerve (imagine cartoon voice saying that, and you’re welcome for the cloud so your foot doesn’t hurt :) ).Details: I bid $13k lower than asking, which is half what I wanted to drop it because the market here is crazy.

You'll learn a lot about how to interact with your clients and when done right they'll become repeat costumers in the future.