The roof needs to be replaced (I knew it would be, I didn't realize it was in as bad of shape as it is, and the whole fire escape apparatus for the three floors needs to be addressed).  

That takes you out of the cold-call part of your Acquisitions apparatus.

Which includes fancy chairs out by the pool, dishware, cookware, coffee apparatuses (yes that's a word I googled it), mattresses, beds, dinning room set, TVs.... the whole thing.

Keep all lavatories, sinks, toilets, and all other water and plumbing apparatus in good order and repair and shall use same only for the purposes for which they were constructed.

Why does your local fire department stock a couple million dollars worth of fire fighting apparatus?

this is not a typical outdoor apparatus and Insurance will be a issue.. 

You can look at your meter connection to see if there's a check valve in place (you will see a meter setter or a yoke bar in the meter box; one side will have the cut-off, the other side a brass valve apparatus).

Here, if Person B has fewer assets than Person A, then Person B's actions most definitely are Person A's fault.In fact, when shopping for insurance, they ALWAYS ask about trampolines.Here is how my lease prohibits them:   (l) No trampolines or similar apparatus may be set up or used on the Premises, nor any item which causes a suspension or cancellation of our insurance coverage or an increase in insurance premiums.

One cooking apparatus can also be used and stored on the lower patio if desired.

Emergency access requirements are generally defined to require a fire apparatus (fire truck) access road meaning paving costs have increased to support a large heavy truck.