I want my government issued K-Y Jelly NOW!

Take in a box of jelly filled doughnuts & they will run off copies for free.

Over the course of a year my wife and I fixed it up, rented to friends, ate peanut butter and jelly, did everything we could.

OMG I don't know if you clicked on that link I posted but that's the local events page for Phoenix and I'm so jelly right now.  

@Valden J Ellis Are you set up on a Columbus MLS?

Research has shown that if you take the average of a large pool of guesses as to how many jelly beans are in a jar, it will be pretty accurate. 

If freedom could be bought with jelly-beans, we'd all be reading books about how to find jelly-beans...right?

Yes I understand that they did not force me into this situation but is it fair that they mae Obsine profits while I drive a 900 dollar piece of **** car and eat peanut butter and jelly for most of my meals while they rake billions of dollars. no this time I am going to get a fixed rate loan from the begining I amnot bitching as so much of the market but 15 percent intrest makes it nearly impossible to get ahead. and the fact that 15 percent intrest translates to 500% intrest at the life of the loan is ludacrius. making your money back and a little on the side is one thing but when you make 600K on a 100K investment no matter the term is insane thats like me lending my friend 10 bucks to gas up his ride and telling him you owe me 70 now but I will take payments.

So, while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (again), I printed up a flyer (postcard size so I could get 4 copies out of each sheet of paper) and hand delivered them to every house in the neighborhood around the house I was trying to sell.

Mix MINT JELLY (it really has to be mint jelly?)