However, this is not really effective in the real world.

Quote from @Jesse Valdez: When operating a business, it pays to know the laws.In most states, guests staying fewer than 30 days can be removed by police for failure to pay rent or obey the rules.

I can only assume that you removed any part of my post that you didn't want repeated here.

And who is taking care of the landscaping/snow removal? 

Prior to last year, effectively any SFR was eligible for a short term rental license.

.: Quote from @Patrick Roberts: For the late payments, contact the servicer that reported them late and ask them to remove the late payments from their reporting (after explaining, etc).

I'm guessing that posting this buried under 200 "Me too's" will be less effective than a new post, but here goes anyway:In the U.S., how many times do these logbooks get scrutinized? 

You don’t need a judgement, but not sure how effective it would be:   https://www.rentrecoveryservic...

In the burbs this is less of a factor, in the confines of the city it’s a surprisingly effective rule of thumb

A DSCR loan only removes the income piece and adds a slightly higher rate and prepayment penalty.