Dead bodies, overdosing people, rattlesnakes, people that won't move out, one tenant fooling around with another tenants wife, break ins, confronting intruders.

I had it in the title but guess I forgot to mention in the body of the post, but yes, I am owner-occupying.

Mine involve dead bodies, encountering intruders and rattlesnakes as pets.

Your Ego is Writing Checks Your Body Can't Cash!

Redid the bathrooms to include 1 piece toilets, quartz counters, LED mirrors, rain shower heads in both bathrooms, body sprayers in the master bath.Given the area of Del Cerro, we used high end finishes throughout.

Cancer had completely spread throughout her body and she passed away.

But the ones we inherited with a purchase were obviously nothing more than a warm body thrown in to collect rent. 

Since it doesn't reflect current zoning, you may be able to go before a historical committee/city council governing body to have it removed - and if not, to court where a judge can rule on the intent and usefulness of the restriction.  

Now I know why you want Simplisafe in your places - it's not for guarding tools but for ensnaring otherworldly bodies :D

Working as a laborer, your body will be destroyed.