They initially quoted me 45 to 60 days to close which I thought was absurd and I told them as much. 

Just email them and tell them you know that They have rerented the room, your obligations are now over, you'll be making no more payments, there will be repercussions if they falsely file any kind of non payment reports, etc.  

They have eye-popping sqft but then you realize  they are constructed out of disappointment and false promises

An agent's incentives are not exactly aligned with your best interests, so while the agent can help, he might just offer a false confidence. 

In fact, it can actually add to a false sense of security to anyone that is about to do business with a BBB member.

Credit doesn't play here (which is absurd).

He was simple asking why the banks and or agents are making false claims or telling half truths and wasting everyone's time.  

Beware if you are Selling Homes as there are individuals that will pick off your listing and post your home on Craiglist with false information and lead on individuals as if it were there own home without asking. 

I think this is giving you a false ROI.

It can be considered false hope of getting out of a bad situation, when in fact if I can't find a buyer, my "subject to" clause gets me out of the deal and leaves them hanging wet in the sun.