OP. 

@Brant Crandall..I'm not the OP, but you cannot use SBA funds for real estate investing. 

OP said they're outside of the warranty period.

That's why for the OP, I say just invest in the broad stock market and retire with millions in 20 years.

The best bang for your buck is arguably 30-90 day trades and I would have made a ton more by having a shorter time frame, but I am happy with my gains and the risks required.Apologies to the op for the hijack but I think this relates to his belief that at some point the house of cards will collapse. 

Op, curious as to why you prefer not to use a real estate agent, usually the seller pays out the fees not buyer.

To make it easy I'll say property A and property B.The Indiana property went as expected, with some misc. things like changing the air filter but nothing out of the ordinary.For the KS properties - I had a call with the property management company owner and ops manager when I first bought the properties and everything sounded good, tenants are in place and everything is going smoothly.KS prop.

-so what you could try for financing  on anything less conventional- package the land lease and the factory built tiny home, and approach your local credit union until you find a combination that works.Anyway you should also read up on co housing, co-ops, (yes condos) and other clustered developments as they apply to your county codes.

OP do you have $600,000 cash on hand? 

Is there a recommended option for washer/dryer that doesn't require coins/bills but instead takes phone pay or a card, so that both tenants and prop managers don't have to deal with coins and bills? Our tenants break ...