Like the bodiless heads you see sometimes in circus sideshows, it is as though I have been surrounded by mirrors of hard, distorting glass.

Glass is half full in my opinion regarding this.

PPE - Safety glasses, gloves, masks, preferably boots, and a fire extinguisher! 

This home is a one level home with a tall crawl space beneath.

Finding a duplex in PHX at $350k will be a tall order.

How tall is ceiling in the garage?

Time your purchase.  1,600 square foot ranch,  Entire rooftop balcony, mahogany furniture and doors, marble top kitchen and bathroom, tile floors, double pane glass, porch, plastered inside outside.  5 foot diameter trees around .  

Interesting , I guess I need to find a new architect as the current one has already designed a building that I discovered was too tall For the towns zoning .

Here are a few below:Generally, buying through your personal name can reduce the interest rate - commercial rates on LLC mortgages are usually higher but you can research thisMost LLCs on incorporation don’t have any credit so it may be difficult to find. a lenderIf you own the property in your personal name you are exposing yourself to more risk and will want to transfer the property into LLC as soon as you canIf you own property in your personal name and transfer to LLC the lender may not allow or can call the entire loanLLC or personal ownership you need insurance.If you search the forums for this topic using the magnifying glass feature in top right corner of your screen on BiggerPockets you will find a lot of discussion on "Quit Claim" "Buying through LLC", "LLC or not" etc....

Especially one of those barrel saunas with a glass wall if you have a view into the woods or something.