You're being unhelpful -  I would not put it as colorfully as that, but I think the over all point is that to some degree your general mentality may not be as conducive to the way a lot of landlord dynamics work.

Rose petals and the like.

Last year, rent growth fell off, occupancies dropped, insurance skyrocketed 4X, and interest rates rose (if floating).  

-Paint the Front Door a Bold Color: A fresh coat of paint on your front door can make a striking first impression.

They are posted on BP here: https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/921/topics/1185240-rose...

We tried to be cordial but now he started showing his true colors.

Full remodel otherwise with choosing a more attractive paint color.

A man shows his true colors in times of adversity and not triumph.

We sniff out the roses from the bs.

Credit rose from 500s to 700s (cost $$$s).