The real world requires you to put your nose to the grind stone to get ahead in life. 

Simple - - send registered letter to the new location marked ADDRESSEE ONLY.Don't seek shortcuts, you'll only cut off your own nose.

I just need to plug my nose, and jump in the water.

I just hold my nose and deal with it. 

Where you really have to pay through the nose is with property taxes.

What I learned about nosing around the meetup.com groups and BP is that there's few really experienced folks who you can go to their rehabs, talk face to face.  

Someones gonna pay through the nose for this, but it's probably going to be the city.

You both hit it squarely on the nose.

Hi,My wife and I are looking into buying a piece of property that can be made to be what we need (we have very specific needs because of our business and special need child.)A conventional lender is out of the question as our credit score have not recovered yet from a hellish 4years of multiple surgeries, a move from Texas to Colorado after the big economic nose dive and a tenant that basically rendered our former Tx house inhabitable.We were wondering what type of ROI a private lender might expect.

Savvy investors and associations could accomplish this under the lender's nose.