@Alec Jacobs I have basic low/no fee business checking accounts.

Is there no one else of your religion in the area looking for housing?

Managing units is work.  

As you may have found in your search, there are lenders that will lend up to 80% of the appraised value on investment properties and don't require an appraisal.Let me know if you'd like me to point you in the right direction.I have not; I'm still working on acquiring my next house hack, but when I need it, I'll probably use a combo of hard money and margin loan.

What we do is ask them to submit a work order immediately so we can review the requests.

The answer is no.

@Lou Haidous no one can answer this question but you!

There are no municipal-level rental restrictions. 

@Daniel HymanThanks for the idea but another problem I have with using the government internet is a lot of things on websites don't work because of the firewall and network settings so when I try to apply for the account it just doesn't go to anything.

Some have no hobbies or family and enjoy the work, so interruptions don't matter to them.