Looking forward to hearing about a big, fat, sale coming up, and a happy family moving in soon!

@Gary ThreadgillAbsentee owners are my personal fave, but you'll find your niche.

No, you get in your car and drive two states over to stay with your fat aunt Fanny.

Then, they will go with a low-fat diet for one week, then low carb for another week... lift heavy weights with low reps one week, then the next week it's off to High Intensity Interval Training, etc. 

@Wayne Brooks; lol, running just as fast as my little fat feet will carry me.

Crowd funding seems like in many cases the blind leading the blind.Amateur deal makers and amateur investors with small capital to invest salivating over promised fat returns that never materialize.What's better a REAL 10% or a FAKE  20%??  

When we go to the closing table with our buyer, there will be a big fat check issued in his name (somewhere in the ballpark of 50k).What I want to know is... wont the IRS look at me funny if I suddenly deposit 25k in one day and try to tax me on it as personal income?

The good side of this is that I'm sitting on a fat pile of cash that I haven't sent into my mutual funds because every day I think; "maybe one will turn up today".

Nope....new goal is 10% body fat.

@Riley F.Are is decent but not sure about those numbers.Purchase price seems high and not much fat in the deal.Just my opinion.Thanks