While we have a washer & dryer I also have multiple sets of linens to allow our housekeeper to change out the linens and wash elsewhere if change over time is tight.

. $150 per night, but I pay for all utilities, tv/internet, furnishings, linens, cleaning, and even coffee).

The public does not understand that title, so I suggest you leave that off, too.May I suggest:Your namePhone #Email (not too clever, but business-like).I started in 1978 and done pretty well, however I never got around to picking a title.

Some appear sideways.At first I thought people were just trying to be artsy and clever.  

Any clever ideas?

I was going to send you a bill for my secret health medicine, but you returned the favor with your clever response.

In order to obtain enough public support, the ACT is written in a clever way as if its purpose is to protect home owners against banks.

I would never have thought to put the inspection and insurance quote on the MLS, but I think it's quite clever.

I'd be interested if they do anything about the check forgery.Also I'll thank Jerry for his clever aside, that was the most amusing facetious comment I read on these boards in a while

Sorry, if some of the answers seem redundant.WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS AVERAGE NIGHTS OCCUPIED OVER THE YEAR, AVERAGE RATE, AND EXPENSES (CLEANING, PROP MGMT, REPLACING LINENS, NORMAL MAINT, ETC..)Do NOT use 10% vacancy as a worst-case scenario for vacation rental after figuring out which months can be rented. 90% is a very high occupancy rate, even if you're just talking about a 1 or 2 day gap between rentals due to timing of coming-going..