Big shampoo, soap, and conditioner bottles set on ledge? 

He also makes and sells custom decorated wine bottles and mason lights.  

If you can't belly up to the bar, you don't get to enjoy most of the bottle!

Every time I come to town to check up on the property I bring him a bottle of Beringer White Zinfandel, and he lets me know everything that has been going on in the complex while I was away, and gives me a little more history on the buildings.

Go to the store grab a bottle of rust reformer this will keep the shed from getting worse.

I don't trust water coming from the faucet, I want them filtered at minimum or bottled at most times.

Honestly, as much guidance as he has provided me I owe this guy a bottle of whiskey!

At least you will not need to do a  'cash for keys', gifting a couple of 1.75 litre bottles of her favorite beverage maybe enough to entice her to vacate.A good friend of ours (Roanoke, Virginia) had to present an eviction notice to a very large lady in a MH rental on a 1 acre rural lot, (I was to witness the hand delivery).When we got there the lady was cooling off in a kids paddle pool with an umbrella & nothing else. 

Did you get an expensive bottle of champagne to pop yet?

Always have some bottled water.