It is in Sunny Florida just minutes from the ocean and where everyone want to vacation, visit, or some day live.

For your first, don't try to find something decent, find something that screams at you.

His other option is to find somewhere else, and upon completely cleaning out the house and removing all his property he would receive a sum of cash ($200-$300) to go towards his new place.He has since made no effort to fix any issues, and my insurance company is screaming to have the car removed and the siding repaired, even though I don't own the place yet.

@Lane KawaokaundefinedThe rental market here continues to remain strong due to serious lack of inventory, and at this time of year competition from visitors to secure rentals. 

This, especially given that it's mostly forbidden in El Poblado, where most visitors who have a large budget want to be.

He screams and swears at them at the top of his lungs which is very disruptive.3.)

I wouldn't say any of them were screaming good deals, but rather properties that didn't look at great or weren't advertised well that had been sitting on the market for a while, and the sellers were starting to drop their price and/or be more negotiable.

It's also a good idea to have a clause in the rental agreement that clarifies "guests" and "visitors", so you can limit the length of time that a person can stay before they become unauthorized occupants.

She had somehow gotten my phone number and when I answered she screamed "will you shut up up there?"

I had good luck with a Tuesday evening open house last May. 7-8 visitors in 2 hours and 4 applications.