Or a quick Google search will return several "color scheme generators".

Any kind of quid pro quo arrangement such as you outline, the IRS would see right through that as a scheme for you to get access to your own IRA money. 

Rich,I really like the paint scheme - it's beautiful, but certainly too nice for my renters!

Equity stripping, also known as equity skimming, is a type of foreclosure rescue scheme.""

For example in Cleveland, Ohio (which I believe to be relatively landlord friendly in the grand scheme of things) we also have to mail interest payments to tenants.

But as your net worth grows it will become clear to them that this isn't some hare-brained scheme.)

I make sure bad tenants regret the day they meet me but I try very hard to do them the favour of rejecting their application regardless of, or in spite of, race, creed, colour, religious, political or social affiliation.  

I just want to know if there are any Londoners around or if any of you amazing people know anything about private lenders in the UK or Any schemes to get low down payment mortgages? 

...could it be that the stereotype of the landlord being sued by the scheming, opportunistic tenant is as rare as the 2 a.m. maintenance phone call (most people are sleeping at 2 a.m. and not many things spontaneously break on their own at that hour)I've been doing the landlord thing for 30 years and have never gotten an evening maintenance call later than 8:00 that needed immediate attention.

If you just want to kill time or love looking at other people's homes, then these are in fact good agents to you.However if you want to hire someone to manage the process for you and keep it from consuming every weekend for six months, than you might want to look elsewhere.Understand this: It doesn't take a lot to become a real estate agent in most states (a $300 two week class in my state followed by a multiple choice test) so there are a lot of people who think they can hustle a get-rich-quick scheme without working (the bored housewife/starving waiter categories) and then there are people who have embraced real estate as a career.