Many of the most successful spirit-salespeople have used this method as it works well when done right.Get some funky looking person, even a starving actor for $50 and free food at the event, to be the 'property manager' and say strange, funny phrases to the reporters.  

You used the phrase "common sense" to describe the way investors should view statements from Turnkey companies and I don't disagree, but it is a common psychological error to anchor back to what we know when dealing with something that we don't.  

I cross out their nonsense and/or add a key word to change the phrase and send it back.They are specifically saying you will get your money back.

I can't remember what movie or show or song this from but this small phrase sums it up:"haters gonna hate"Best of luck and much prosperity to all those that have taken time to share on this thread, it has been a very inspirational and enlightening read...and it best represents why I really enjoy BiggerPockets forums.

@Nick Gann @Samuel Pentowski If there is one thing I've learned is that, during crises, the media/government are quick to make up phrases to describe things that aren't really there.Whether it's "weapons of mass destruction" or "flatten the curve" or "v-shaped recovery", usually, when it's all said and done, none of the seemingly expert phrases ever really depict an accurate portrayal of what's happening or will happen.

I was talking about the book - the Bible when I mentioned the phrase, "Ask and you shall receive" :)You are correct - it is “ THE “book .

Maybe it's the way you are phrasing it, try changing that around.

I know the grass isn't always greener, but I've also heard the phrase "You don't get wealthy by working for someone else your whole life" and I do think there's truth in that statement in most cases. 

I think its cool that you think of uncommon / not highly discussed topics and share them on the forums I think the phrase you used "backwards emergency fund" sounds very fitting in this case. 

@Anthony Angotti sorry, I probably should have phrased that differently.