Ok here goes this will be my add : Learn to make Millions in Real Estate, Intern needed while I chill on my Caribbean island.

Saying something has a zero percent chance of loss is complete and utter nonsense.

That's the kind of thing that has a chilling downstream effect on the tech economy, and from there the housing market. 

After college, I took the summer off and chilled in Lake Tahoe while mapping out my next plan.

Have a cold one and chill out...So what you're saying is that your local market, which I presume you know well, is currently depressed due to storm damage in an otherwise red hot nationwide market.

I need to chill and think for a bit. 

. :)  Bring a six-pack, chill with those guys (the GC and the workers), and they will take care your house better.  

@James Wise Why does it seem as if great deals are treated skeptically more than as opportunities...then the same investor that utters the words, "...sounds too good to be true

Buy a small plot of land along the coast and build a self sustainable pad I could chill in while playing guitar, enjoying greens and chilling the f out.

If you're a true investor(look at 7yr+ horizon), hang tight.Reading this just ran a cold chill down my spine V.G Jason.