If you show up and he's not on the property, place his belongings in the nearest dumpster and when he comes back for them, let him know where he can find them and that he won't be treated kindly if he steps on your property again.

Do not treat it like cash.

Just make certain to build a relationship with a reputable turnkey operation who treats the city like it’s there own backyard, specializes in section 8 and has in-house management as well as day in and day out boots on the ground crews, etc.

"Used this company (resrents) as an owner, at first they treat you like royalty until you truly sign up with them to rent your property.

Also, make sure your cleaning crew is trained on pet cleaning best-practices to avoid any issues for upcoming guests.Small touches like dog bowls or treats can really enhance the overall experience.

In return my tenants treat me and my properties very well, stay longer and refer friends.  

You can treat the LLC as a disregarded entity and rely on your SS#.

The IRS treats single-member LLCs as disregarded entities, so owner’s draws aren’t taxed separately; instead, the LLC’s profits are reported on your personal return just as it was without the LLC.

No country treats every plaintiff and defendant with as much fairness and judicial process as the United States does, and no one is above the Law. 

Point is that you can treat all parties fairly, but there could be some seller’s remorse especially if you do a good job at increasing the value.