Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies that spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

No problem @Kevin McGuire, I firmly believe real estate investing is a team sport that we can all win at.

I consume a lot of nice things, Rolex watches, sports cars, nice TVs and electronics, nice vacations.  

Are you willing to bet that return on the capital you have in this property will outperform other investments (RE in CA, RE out of state, stocks, bonds, bitcoin, sports cards)?

ie for summer, conferences, sporting events, etc. 

You can do this by playing in sports leagues, going to fundraisers, neighborhood meetings etc and talk about real estate and see if people are looking to sell. 

An exotic sports car?

They must have visited Philadelphia wearing apparel from non-Philadelphia sports teams; that will get you mistreated in many places in Philadelphia.

You can always find meeting rooms at the food trough places, sports bars or eatery. :)   

I rarely disagree with the tax guy, but it doesn't sound right to me.Your Series LLC is one company with different cells just as a department of company would, a store has sporting goods, men's clothes, women's clothes, household and appliances, etc.