If I ever feel that I'm not balancing my spending habits (being overly prudent), I go on a vacation, get a massage, or pamper myself in another way.  

I stopped reading when you said it was a male massager.......lol.Do you care what your UBER dude says?   

“It could be an artist, an attorney, a hairdresser or a massage therapist, theoretically, who could service people there,” Church said.Project leaders purchased an additional half-acre and Chronicle Mill’s former laboratory building in front of the mill in 2020.

Haven't done it myself, but I imagine one would need to identify a few properties before initiating the 1031 process, if possible.Well, on this end, am massaging a number of techniques - many mentioned here on BP and other sources.  

Maybe a brain massage is better than picking?

We now have a nail technician, esthetician renting the studio, massage therapist, hair stylist, and both apartments rented.  

I want the financial freedom to eat as many crablegs as I can during this lifetime, and to have multiple people massage every single one of my extremities (just 4 people... the fifth one is off limits ... besides my left arm hurts to no one touches my lefty ).

And a massage business (both units i havent seen) Both were paying extremely low rent amounts around 300 a month each.  3 units for sure need to be brought up to higher standards. im convinced this is a shiny piece of coal needing to be worked, but still im concerned for the previous owner refusing a inspection. 

Quote from @Atul Mohlajee: I suspect it's a sewing machine, a foot massager, or some other innocent device.

Your renters are constantly building up the topsoil by farming in a "land regenerative" way using livestock to massage the soil.