Or you could even mount it on the roof in the rear with a steel platform.

@Scott Bell I'm doing a few BRRRRs in Burlington right now that come pretty close to meeting this criteria (SF is a little smaller).We've also done a few projects in Wilson and Rocky Mount in the same budget range. 

Don't be surprised if the idea of a 600 FICO is something that applicants see as similar to climbing Mount Everest.  

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problem was he didn't know jack and probably never got paid..1) his idea of leveling Kitchen cabinets was to mount them flush to the ceiling.  

I'd stay in a STR that had a functional Gatlin gun mounted on the porch overlooking a shooting range. 

Downtown Mount Dora (Lake Co.) in particular is a great STR market which is just 40 mins north of Orlando and still within a quite straight shot to Disney down the SR-429 toll road. 

Historic downtown Mount Dora FL is a really cool historic area with a huge demand for STR year-round. 

It would be really creative to have an STR in Gatlinburg and have a Gatlin gun mounted on the back porch for a shooting range. 

Now if it were something like punching holes in the walls or kicking the water closet loose from the mounting bolts, etc...that's something different.