I find properties for people looking to buy, I crawl under the house, go through it with a fine tooth comb and come up with preliminary estimates for work done and possible rent.

You will tear your hair out for at least the first 6 months after your first purchase.

**Usually, hard-money lenders have their own contracts, which you would ask your attorney to comb through and make sure you understand what you are signing.

I would be losing my non-existent hair over here in Africa if it wasn't for my team.

Because with very high leverage you are a hairs breadth of being minus a million in net worth.

Yes much better but....if I have long hair and wear this shirt, what happens to your name???? 

Slow draining sinks due to them being full of hair?

I've combed neighborhoods driving for dollars to put together a mail campaign, I've searched craigslist and facebook, I've put up bandit signs, I've sent mailers to pre-foreclosures and the leads I genrated turned out to be dead ends.

A princess won't ever see how investing for your futures in any way should  be a priority.Princesses get there hair and nails done regularly and drive nice cars with payments. 

You can also hire someone to clean the ductwork because a lot of hair can get stuck in there depending on how long the dog occupied the home.Another option is an ozone generator.