Sometimes a great tenant can move in and then get involved with a reality TV drama queen who screams and throws furniture in the hall (happened to me more than once). 

My worst most filthiest disgusting tenants who caused me the most aggravation & called me screaming and threatening started out complaining before they moved in with small stuff that didn’t need to get fixed. 

You can eliminate quite a few that you just don't even bother to call back, because they are screaming obscenities at their kids on the voicemail, or someone in the background is telling them what to say, or they are at some party or at a bar and sound drunk - you just make a list of all the voicemails, and why you didn't call certain ones back.  

The challenge happens when they return, find their stuff gone, scream theft and suddenly they had all these other valuables that were also in the suite that are suddenly missing Mr.

No screaming sex at 2am?  

They scream cheap. 

Applicant #2 -- Everything about this applicant screams drama. 

Maybe it's a misconception of mine, but I have always had a feeling that window units and baseboards scream cheap. 

She then screams the screens were cheap and thats not her problem   ( brand new windows and screens ) She wont cut the grass the lawn is too big .      

Then, they had knock down screaming fights and he kicked a hole in the bathroom door.It just sounds like a deadbeat boyfriend and a girl who will never finish her first year of law school.