Remove the p-trap and there’s no snaking involved. 

I have kids and I know damn well they do not always close the curtain and I especially know when the tiles in the bathroom become uneven because of the water that gets trapped under them. 

Thought about laying lvp over, but won't it trap moisture between slab and lvp?

d) set mouse traps and check them often (not a set it and forget it option and dead animals can stink, hard to check traps in a crawlspace regularly no?)

What am I doing wrong and has anyone else fallen into this mindset "trap"?

Just remember, returns are a function of risk and effort, so don’t fall into the trap of buying low cost assets with the promise of high yields.

Market Leader.The CRM is a trap for all your data.

I wish you the best Bob and congrats for all your experience in section 8!

However, there will be a lot of equity trapped in my primary.

I’m tired of all these gurus trapping my phone number and email.