I'm suspicious because we know how much CA loves to tax things.Finally, a 30 year note.  30 years is a long time to have $100,000 down payment tied up, and your annualized return by year 30 is about what the stock market gives. 

Most of the tennant’s live paycheck to paycheck, drive decent cars but nothing suspiciously nice where you are going to expect repossessions, and work steady jobs.

I have to say that was suspiciously simple. 

It has me a little suspicious.

@Jacob Bowman how is your water/ sewer metered, if it is metered by the water company you may be able to give them a call, even ask for your usage data because now "you are trying to conserve"  It does seem incredibly suspicious, but you also need to know how your water/ sewer is ordinarily billed to make a determination, is it actually based on your usage or does the landlord take the bill for the entire building and divide by the number of units. 

Miraculously my realtor calls me & says the listing agent told her they have multiple offers & I should start considering my “best & final” I find it HIGHLY suspicious that after all this time there are multiple offers now, in a time when a large chunk of the country is out of work and almost nobody is making large purchases.

A few hours after my offer was submitted I get a call from my agent informing me that the listing agent has told her there are multiple offers and I should prepare a "final & best" In the current market with so many people laid off and scared and sales volume way down I find this to be HIGHLY suspicious and do not believe there are multiple offers. 

Let them know they can call you if they see anything suspicious.

Hi Guys,Need your input on one of the house I have under contract. I got the pictures of the floor support in the crawl space through inspection and it looked little dicey to me. Attached are the pictures.The pictures...

Respond with minimal enthusiasm if they seem suspicious or dis-ingenuous.