I'll make you a deal where if you will move out voluntarily within a month from now, I'll hold off on the eviction happening, and perhaps even not go after you agressively (lawsuit) for what you owe.

The pot train is rolling now, and within 5-8 years many more states will have some form of legalized recreational marijuana, and the buzz (no pun intended) is going to subside.  

I hope you find your pot of gold in   Indy.

Owner hires someone to clean the duct work and they find a can of potted meat.

We were told that we can't voluntarily withdraw from the 401k / Roth IRA before age 59.5 or leaving the company - it's a law.

Don't stir the pot before you close.

Unfortunately, you'd have to go through the eviction process or convince them to leave the property voluntarily.

Some of them have a microwave/coffee pot with a mini refrig and some of them have a fully functioning kitchen with stacking washers and dryers.

If you take a shorter loan, you are locked into a higher payment.If you voluntarily pay on the shorter loan schedule, and something happens (which inevitably it will) then you can always make the minimum payment (revert to the longer payment schedule).

You still need to have some of your own money in the pot.