., who the heck puts a giant 'H' in their turquoise shower? 

They must now either when a Florida Supreme Court case, or when a Supreme Court of the United States case in order to find people for short-term rentals now.I don't see how Miami Beach is going to win this fight, and it looks like South Beach is about to become a giant free-for-all in the short term rental market.

Had two giant garages out back..

Walla Walla doesn’t provide the excitement of Seattle property prices rising by double digits, but you also don’t see housing prices crash because a tech giant decides they want to leave the area, citing insane real estate prices. 

Upon our return the next day, the snow had melted and turned our giant visqueen into a "stairwell water balloon" which was threatening to burst.  

A 15 cap in a market where 6 is average should be a giant red flag.

And even that number is still a pretty giant amount of risk for a newbie.Since we're in a hot market right now, a correction is without a doubt in the near-ish future, which poses a big risk to newer investors like us, so you have to play things cool and conservative.

@Dick Rosen how many properties do you have with section 8?

The kitchen floor had a giant hole looking down into the basement allowing a foul odor to rise.

A lot of young ladies these days don't expect a giant massive rock and aren't in a super duper rush to get hitched.Other than that, I'd point out to you that a diamond big enough to keep her dry when it rains will likely cost a lot more than roof big enough to keep her dry when it rains...