Just let them know how lucky you are compared to others that you can make money so easily and with little risk involved, two key phrases you need to learn and use, return and risk.

I think the phrase is "a fool and his money are easily parted".

IMHO, that's a much better way to phrase it than the confusing "mortgage assignment" term.Ultimately, though, the end buyer is purchasing a property from the original seller subject to the existing mortgage.

The key phrases should be kept short and pointed.

And thank you for your service to our Country.I recall a latin phrase, "Nanos gigantum humeris insidentes."  

I like the phrase ‘wherever you go, there you are.’

An approximation of that phrasing works for me, adapt it however suits you and move on.

What is meant by a 'draw' in this phrase?

I'm a lawyer, and your very phrasing of "open an LLC" tells me you need to continue to do more research and learning.

@Dave Meyer This is insane bro...have you ever heard the phrase "If I would have had more time I would have written a shorter letter."