It was nothing but congealed FAT, coffee grinds & eggshells all in a 15ft 1-1/2 inch lateral. 

I hope you have a big fat deposit.

Reset your personal goal from the fat double-end commission to not getting sued by either party.

Which is a heck of a lot better than the big fat zero they were giving us before.

I certainly don't agree with a Landlord change their fee structure during a disaster so they can continue keeping their wallet fat while their client suffers.

Cheapest house I've bought is $182K, so it can't be the commissions are not fat enough.

A few of them had no way of paying me anyway until they received their fat checks from the government so what you're saying makes no sense.If you have to charge a late fee to keep your business afloat or to teach your tenants a lesson I think you're in a crappy business.

He is a bit fat and sweet and eats everything he can, but when it's time for the claws you had better steer clear and fast.

For your entertainment, the first deal structure600,0005% down 30k, 2k for 36 mths=72k, balloon payment of 540,000 in year 372k=5% 30k towards 10% downpayment with the remaining 42K as financing fee to seller for holding the note for 3yrsyes I know it looks like a drawing with fat crayons by a 2 year old/unfortunately you don't know what you don't know!!

And while I recognize taking a cash flow hit right out of the gate is not a fun thought, a vacation rental should cash flow well enough that you're at least breaking even in a downturn, and have enough margin that the fat times get you through the slim times with no problem.