Basically I am in a holding pattern with it.

Spring and Summer are stronger than Fall and Winter and this pattern repeats every year.

If they determine the act was part of a behavior pattern or you have sufficient documentation that he sold you the property under false pretenses, then they can take action including having the agent pay a penalty.

I have good people skills, understand communication patterns, and can easily make new friends.

Patterns will start to emerge, like "garages always seem to be worth 5-10k in this market"  Best of luck. 

How do I convince the lenders to look at my entire income history and ignore the irregular patterns for the long travel breaks?

It's best to stop things now before it does.Most tenants follow a pattern - the legal system actually helps them (in my opinion).

The DWI/DUI I would like to know if all these are running together and if there is a pattern, or they just randomly happened once 5 years ago.

Michaela:"Eight of the nine named defendants are being charged under the Colorado Organized Crime Control Act (COCCA), accused of a pattern of manipulating homeowners who were facing foreclosure, creating and processing forged and fraudulent documents relating to the properties, and using the forged documents and other actions to defraud lenders and subsequent buyers."

SF is falling hard.My case to you: don't read Brandon tunner book, dont read people opinion, just open zillow home index every freaking day and you will see a pattern.