Mention that you found the info via public record, exhausted all other options, and this was the last resort. 

I also own 5 properties in my personal name, but I have an umbrella policy to give me extra coverage in case the liability coverage on my individual property policies gets exhausted. 

House hacking is the way for you to go, but spend some time researching the area and deals that are out there so when you're ready to pull the trigger (in about 9 months) you'll have financing in place, your lease will be almost up and you'll be ready to settle without additional costs.You should try to exhaust all avenues of conventional/government/first time home buyer benefits before you get into hard money; particularly if you don't have 20% down for the acquisition. 

I'm not doubting the Model S safety test record...... but that car is not a solid piece of material than can withstand a sledge hammer to the side of it.... the other cars are still designed to crumple on impact to absorb the energy rather than the passenger...... the Cypertruck is like driving a solid piece of steel and ramming into a wall...... all the energy is transmitted to the passenger and the other vehicle/object..... that energy has to go somewhere......so I'm really curious how that translates to safety testingAnd its not just a matter of safety with the other models...... with most cars a "fender bender" isn't a total loss......and isnt cost restrictive to fix (obviously depends on how bad the damage)...... while the bar for that factor is different for many Tesla models due to cost and availability of parts and labor involved to fix them

The trades tenant is too exhausted to do anything for their landlord.

The Umbrella policy covers if the Liability coverage of the underlying Home, Rental Dwelling, Auto, Boat, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, policy is exhausted in a claim. 

This is by no means an exhaustive list - it's just a suggestion to get you thinking.

The real reason is they often exhaust themselves trying to work the graveyard shift (currently 12 hour time difference their from our EST) while still raising their kids, etc.

Does the shower have a fart fan and does it exhaust the air outside, not at all, or into the attic?

I installed an exhaust fan over their stove and I know that they use it, but it’s overmatched I’m afraid.