On my project, the land I bought was originally slated to be Phase 3 of a 3 phase luxury neighborhood development but the builder ran out of coin.

Ok, now on other side of coin, at $300mnth how long would it take to save up that same amount? 

I think TN forgot these people are coined "Digital Nomads" for a reason, there nomadic as in readily relocate.

During our tenure, someone tried unsuccessfully once to drill out the locks on our vending machine and coin changer, but nothing too eventful aside from that.

On other side of coin, doing AAA; A-class assets, A-class tenants, A-class area.....

My below recommendation is something I'd do only if I had these things in order...But what I would do is put that money into lead generation dollars through Google PPC to generate new seller leads.I'd then close these deals and either assign the contract to a cash buyer OR novate the property on the MLS with the help of a local agent.After that when you have some good coin in the bank you can explore more investment options at your disposal.And just so you know -- I consider myself someone very low on the industry totem pole due to my small amount of experience. 

Maximizing "laundry" means you have dedicated in-unit laundry that is also not coin operated and not located in a scary, dimmly lit unfinished basement.

All lights were green and there was a pileup, leaving behind a mess of twisted metal and broken glass, and a few personal injuries to boot.The syndicator crowd coined the phrase "survive until '25" under the hope that by 2025 interest rates would correct and their deals would be fine. 

I househacked my first property before the word 'househacking' was coined.

On the other side of the coin, active losses can be deducted against all types of income without limit, but the IRS doesn't like to see that, especially on a continued basis.